Monday, March 3, 2014

my evil twin that levi sometimes dates.

Please excuse the break from writing about the story of me and Levi...

Last summer I went on an AMAZING baseball tour with my dad. No, but seriously. It was amazing. The only problem was that I was gone from Levi for 10 whole days.  We had only been dating for a month and a half, but in that time we had seen each other every single day. We never went a day without seeing each other. I guess we liked each other? So it was kind of rough. Plus, like I said, we hadn't been dating all that long so while I was gone we only texted. We never talked on the phone. It was dumb.

Anyway, the day I came back I had had 2 hours of sleep the night before, woke up at 3 am, and was also going from east coast time to Utah time. By the time I got back to my apartment, I was quite literally exhausted and it was only 3 in the afternoon. Levi was still going to be at work for another hour or two, but I decided to text him and I said something silly like, "Hi. This is Satcy. You might not remember me. Want to hang out?"

Yes, I spelled me own name wrong. I was clearly sleep-deprived. And I totes didn't even notice.

And so Levi replied something along the lines of, "Ooh! Satcy! I would love to hang out with you. But we can't tell Stacy about it. It has to be our little secret."

And so it was that Satcy was born. My evil twin who isn't real that Levi sometimes dates. I hate her.

Sometimes Levi and I will be walking home from work and I'll ask him how his day was. He'll tell me that he was hanging out with Satcy.

Sometimes I'll text Levi asking him what he's doing and he'll tell me he's having breakfast with Satcy.

Sometimes Levi will do something silly and I'll ask him why he did that. He'll put on a shocked and surprised face and say, " Don't be mad! Satcy made me do it!"

Sometimes when Levi goes home in the evening I say goodnight and he says, "Ah, but the night is young. Now I'm going to go to all the parties. I like to party. Satcy is going to the parties with me."

Sometimes I'll find a long blonde hair (that probs originally belonged to one of my roommates) on Levi's coat and I'll jokingly and accusingly ask, "WHOSE hair is this??!?!" To which Levi will respond, "Uh oh. It's Satcy's."

Sometimes I'll ask Levi if he's free to do something that night and he'll respond, "Oooh. Sorry, but I don't think I'll be available. I'm going on a date with Satcy. She's my other girlfriend."

When I tell Levi he shouldn't do something, Levi says, "You're no fun. Satcy is fun. I'm going to go hang out with Satcy."

I don't like Satcy very much at all. She gets to have all the fun with Levi. Satcy is a reeeeeeal troublemaker, I'll tell you what. Obviously it's all a big joke, but it's not unlikely that I'll come home one day in 20 years and Levi and the children will have painted all the walls with peanut butter and sharpies. When I ask why that happened, they'll all respond in unison: "Satcy made us do it!"


Unknown said...

Satcy is sooo cool, but you write better than she does.

GirlGriot said...

Love it! ... however I wonder if Satcy isn't really just your secret spy self and Levi hasn't figured it out yet!