"Did you know we have four classes together?"--my 7th grade self knew all the best ways to make friends without being the least bit creepy.
I can't get over how cool we were in middle school and high school: model pics, "99% sure", rationalize the denominator, shining star/turtle thing--seriously, could I be anymore embarrassing??, model pics, calculus homework/talk the whole time about not calculus, goldfish in the pants, creepy devil on the swing pic, thigh slapper, juice squeeze!, baby jay, HAIR, bobo and puffer, laffy taffy, shmary, jase face, badminton "practice", scrounging for money in the locker room to get french bread!, hon, tie-dye t-shirts!, destroying jalyn's gingerbread house---why???, cats are dumb, fattie, leukemia pic, the lake, senors rule, triple nerd score, the beets, TULAF.
Thanks for still thinking I'm pretty cool after NINE years of best friendship.
I hope you take a test and get 17% on it!
Love you, kiddo. Keep it all kinds of real.
