Problem: Just so you know, in case you didn't know already, in which case you shouldn't be my friend, I don't enjoy the rain. Not at all. Not one little bit. Not even a little bit of a little bit. Besides the whole "keeping the earth functioning" thing, I'm pretty sure rain serves no functional and/or enjoyable purpose. It's the worst thing. THE WORST. So now you know. I don't like it. In fact, I hate it. Snow trumps rain any and every day of the year.
Solution: But now I'm done. I hereby promise not to complain about the rain at all for the rest of the school year. That's right. I just did that. I will by no means ever say I enjoy rain or do the world the disservice of ever wishing for rain, but I will not talk about how much I absolutely despise it. I've decided that I'm not doing myself any good by complaining about it.
Disclaimer: I still get to complain about snow. Granted, I'm okay with snow. It's just that dang rain.
Promise: I, Stacy, promise that if I ever verbally complain about the rain (other than the occasional groan), I will buy the person who hears me complain a possum. (Yes, that includes you, Mr. Dude-who-fell-asleep-in-the-library-and-is-now-snoring...)
I know the following statement may be a bit non-traditional, but...
I wish myself the best of lucky in this difficult endeavor.
Signed: Stacy
What have I done???
2 comments:
hmm...does complaining about your hair being funky because of the rain count? i thought today was so pretty! did you see the mou'ins???!! anyway, good lucky with your new goal. it is a good one.
Ha ha ha! It's cause you're from Santa Rosa! You're just like Matt. I could almost here the "Problem" paragraph coming out of his mouth word for word. It's rained here too...for the past 3 days. Monday I thought it was cute and cozy. So Nickie and I made home made chicken noodle soup for the boys. But, when I woke up this morning and saw it was still raining....it wasn't so cute or cozy...just wet.
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