Wednesday, August 1, 2012

blake griffin's got nothin' on me.

Earlier today, my sister Jalyn turned to me and said, "Did you know that Blake Griffin is less than a year older than you?"

It turns out I did not know that.  It also turns out that learning that was a little depressing.  I mean, srsly.  In the past few years, homeboy was named Rookie of the Year and Slam Dunk Champion. Homeboy played in multiple All-Star games and rumor has it that homeboy just signed a five-year contract worth $95 million dollars.

So what?  I mean, look at what I've done! I think I used to be able to play the game Rook and I can slam dunk my cookies in milk. My mom thinks I'm an all-star and I can count to 95, so we've basically accomplished the same things, right?  Sheesh.

So I mean, yeah.  Kid might be able to say that he's made something more of himself than I have, but what I have to say to that is, "Has Blake Griffin ever made conversation cookies or thrown bottles of fire down a mine shaft?"  I mean, I'm just. sayin'. 

But it turns out I'm actually a huge fan of the guy.  I mean, he only starred in my favorite commercial of the NBA Playoffs, nbd. But seriously. That stance! That stick! That face!  It kills me!

Oh, and since we're on the topic of commercials, I should probably just share this one with you guys again.

Oh, and since we're looking up my favorite things on youtube (and because it was my main man HP's birthday yesterday), I might as well show you this. (Her face after she says it!  I die!)

Oh, and since it is now official that this blog post has no chance for success, I figure there is no better time than now for me to share this with you. (I cannot watch this without dying in awe of Rachel's one million amazing acting skills.  No, but really.  Best. Actress. Ever.)

I don't even know why this whole thing just happened.  I should stop now.

But the moral of the story is I'm alright with Blake Griffin having more money than me and I like stupid videos and the STREETS! are where it's at and I think my acting skills may have deteriorated in the 3+ years since that music video was made. I can tell you're all very sad to hear that. 

Also, that link to one of my older blog posts?  My writing was weird back then.  Oh, wait.  It's still weird?  Oh, that's cray.

Okay, I'm really done now.


Kelsey P said...

I was all excited that this was going to be a post about buddy pics with Kelsey P and your friends' wedding receptions and the cool people you went with, but I guess there are more important things.

Mom said...

Hate to disappoint, but I'm pretty sure that Blake Griffin has probably done worse than throw bottles of fire down a mine shaft! He's a guy.... Just sayin'....