Thursday, July 19, 2012

love fern.

Oh my gosh.  So I'm just sitting here, eating my dinner (after 10 pm, duh!) with my computer on my lap.  Since I'm busy contemplating the meaning of life and not actually using my computer, my screensaver came on after a few minutes (my screensaver is the type that just goes through all the pictures on my computer).  Anyway, I'm just sitting here eating some rice, when the following picture came up:


And then I DIED laughing.  I mean, srsly.  What the dang HECK is up with those faces?!  They k-k-k-kill me.  I mean, mostly Rachel's face, but mine also.  Oh my gosh, I don't even know what is going on or what possessed us to take a picture that looks like this, but it is totes hilar.  I cannot get over it.  Oh, and talk about excellent positioning.  Way to lean just perfectly on that table with the bread and love fern in just the right spots.  Work it.

So then obviously I wanted to share this truly embarrassing picture with the general public, so I had to go find it on my computer.  OBviously, that led to me finding about a million other G-E-M gems in the archives, but this could easily get out of hand, so I decided to just share one other pic that was taken about a week after the one above.


So at this point, I'm sure you are realizing a few things.  First of all, I am a FABULOUS photographer.  I mean, seriously.  The angle, the poses, and most of all, the editing!  I went through a phase where apparently not only did I want every photo to be absurdly bright, but I also wanted my accentuate my tan, or lack thereof.  Go team.

Second of all, that face.  I ask myself this every day, but why am I not a model?  Girlfriend knows how to work a model face.  I mean, come on.  Those perfectly pursed lips alone should seal the deal on a million dollar modeling contract, I'm sure of it.

And lastly, Rachel.  Channeling her inner Samara and it kills me every time.

That's all, guys.  Except that I can't believe these pictures were taken almost three years ago.  We were cray cray all the time and these were the results.  Such treasures, not a joke.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are cute (the dark hair girl). Your blog is tremendous. You have a talent!

alfords said...

First of all, I'm offended anonymous did not call me cute. Maybe I should show him/her (?) my baby bump. That should do it.

Also, the first picture is hilarious! I don't think I've ever seen it before! And three years ago? Is that for real? That makes me sort of sad. I cannot believe that was three years ago.