Wednesday, January 12, 2011

jk, brb, cya, gr8, rotfl, INVU4URAQT

I just want everyone to know that I'm chatting with a librarian right now.  Yes, that's right.  The HBLL has a little online chatting thing you can do with the people that work here.  I'm totally stoked.  The librarian has already said "let me check", all hip-like, with no capitalization or anything.

Oh, shoot.  Now he says "looks like 87 minutes".  I think he's going to be asking for my number pretty soon.

Now he says, "I tried the library site to, but I just looked it up on google!" (so cute the way he spelled "to" wrong).

Now he says, "Thanks!"  Do you think the fact that he capitalized it is a sign that he's going to ask me out soon???

But in all seriousness, how cool is that?  You can be sure that I'm going to be utilizing that option a whole lot more in the future...

Potential Conversation Starters:
"fieapbip uripaf rueipgfjk feivjfk; jeiqpfjdage."
"Do you hear that sound?"
"Having fun, isn't hard!  When you've got a library card!"
"Do you want to be a librarian for the rest of your life? It sounds awful!" "Oh, you've been a librarian for 48 years?  My bad..."
"Do you have any books on dinosaurs?"
"Where can I find a book with good date ideas?  P.S. Are you single?"
"Hey, where is the nearest bathroom?"
"Why are there books everywhere? I'm getting claustrophobic!!"

This is going to be so good.


Casey and Jessica said...

we can text our librarians. online chatting seems a little more efficient though. can you do it from your apartment?

Stacy said...

Hmmm, I don't know. That would be quite neat!

gerbdesign said...

haha! This cracks me up! Jesse Foster Thomas is one of those Librarians...maybe it was him you were chatting up a storm with. LOL

Matt & Mykel said...

I just want to start raping, "Having fun, isn't hard, when you got a library card!" Thank you Arthur.