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I just want everyone to know that I'm chatting with a librarian right now.  Yes, that's right.  The HBLL has a little online chatting thing you can do with the people that work here.  I'm totally stoked.  The librarian has already said "let me check", all hip-like, with no capitalization or anything.

Oh, shoot.  Now he says "looks like 87 minutes".  I think he's going to be asking for my number pretty soon.

Now he says, "I tried the library site to, but I just looked it up on google!" (so cute the way he spelled "to" wrong).

Now he says, "Thanks!"  Do you think the fact that he capitalized it is a sign that he's going to ask me out soon???

But in all seriousness, how cool is that?  You can be sure that I'm going to be utilizing that option a whole lot more in the future...

Potential Conversation Starters:
"fieapbip uripaf rueipgfjk feivjfk; jeiqpfjdage."
"Do you hear that sound?"
"Having fun, isn't hard!  When you've got a library card!"
"Do you want to be a librarian for the rest of your life? It sounds awful!" "Oh, you've been a librarian for 48 years?  My bad..."
"Do you have any books on dinosaurs?"
"Where can I find a book with good date ideas?  P.S. Are you single?"
"Hey, where is the nearest bathroom?"
"Why are there books everywhere? I'm getting claustrophobic!!"

This is going to be so good.